dark star publishing, GREETINGS FRIENDS!

"For you - the blind who once could see - the bell tolls for thee . . ."
- Neil Peart

GREETINGS ALL!! How are all of you doing?? Now that spring has sprung Easter is right around the corner! We're still trying to figure out where the rabbit gets all his (her??) eggs from!

On a more serious level dark star publishing has expanded its services to include FREE web-based email! Click on the Zap Zone button below to sign up! We are also offering web site design for individuals and small businesses! More information will be posted on this service within the next week, so please stay tuned!
When you reach our download page you will find links to the Xara site, makers of several terrific graphics programs to use for creating your own graphics for your web page. From these links you can download a free demo copy of each program!

As always links can be found to other humor sites, such as ComedyCentral; plus, you will find links to online stores such as Barnes and Noble. You will even find some serious stuff, such as our friends at Pet Protection Society, a nonprofit animal rescue group. (Yes, we really do have a serious side!)

For your reading pleasure you will find a copy of the sample edition of our satirical tabloid newspaper "The National Harold-Gazette", plus, a preview of the upcoming April edition!

As a way of saying "Thank you" for visiting our humble little web site, all visitors are welcomed to download a copy of our special screensaver program. This free program is also made by the Xara folks. What makes this program special is, once you install it on your machine, you can customize the screensaver with your own bitmap or AVI graphics files. You can even redistribute the screensaver with your own graphics to your family, friends or customers! Just follow the instructions in the included Help and Readme files. The screensaver program works on machines running Windows® 95/98 or Windows® NT.

So, along with Edna Schirkner, our mascot Morris the albino moose, and the 3 naked Eskimo women, we want to once again, say "Join us" , won’t you, when dark star publishing proudly presents: